Romance Expert

Romance Expert, also known as R.E., is one of the Aliens as well as one of the main characters of Romance Expert. An enterprising and relatively featureless alien, they drive the beginning of the story's plot and facilitate the arrival of humans onto Inter-M.

Originally the only character accessible to the "player," Romance Expert's actions led them to meet an ever-expanding cast of side characters, many of whom have been integrated into the story's main plot.

Part 1
The Romance Expert was not initially given a name. They are referred to as Glozz in this page, though it is unclear if this is actually their name or just an alien term of endearment.

The moniker "Romance Expert" comes about after they successfully convince the Deputy Deputy Inspector that they are aboard the Inter-M as a "romance consultant." They are referred to in this manner in the narration for the rest of the story.