Maybot

Maybot is an alternate version of May, forced halfway into canon by Rosie using the robotification button appearifier in Part 3.

Her dialogue is, in fact, that of the actual May - that is, the one reading the comic - and, as such, her interactions with other characters are often convoluted and/or confusing. She has been shown not to get along very well with her full-canon counterpart, nor the Romance Expert. She's me. She's literally just me. I'm writing an article about myself, that's the level of bullshit we've gotten to. This is fucking absurd.